host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.

John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.

by thehoserx December 26, 2023

Ham-Ass

A group of terrorists known for members resembling the back end of a pig

The squealing of the Ham-Ass idiots could be heard halfway around the world

by Pseuzie December 27, 2023

Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

Ma’am ham

Proper saying of older pussy

Hey you think I should give him my Ma’am Ham tonight?

by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024

ham slot

A woman’s vagina

I’d sure love to stick it in her ham slot!!!

by Dixie Normus 42069 April 9, 2023