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Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY
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by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024
Get the zunking mug.Zuzikist - is a man of 35-50 years of age. He is distinguished by the fact that he has a wife and children, but he is an alcoholic and likes to write obscenities online. Often he can write on his social network page that he wants sex, wants to get laid. Thinks that no one will see his writings, thinks it is incognito, or a request to "Google". He often has fake pages of girls in his friends on social networks (VK, X or Facebook) that skam people for intimate photos. It's kind of like a skoof. Often misspelled
"Я хочу секса сдевушкой"
"Хачу секса"
"Секс"
"Секс порнухе"
"Секс здевушками с города"
Отрывки записи со стены на странице в ВК одного из зюзикистов, найденных на имиджборде 2ch.
"I want to have sex withachick."
"I went to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex vithgirls from city"
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zyuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
"Однажды я лазил по ВК и 2ch и встретил очередного лоха-зюзикиста, который писал всякую поебень на своей странице, то что он хочет секс и писал под фотками телок хуйню"
"One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"
"Хачу секса"
"Секс"
"Секс порнухе"
"Секс здевушками с города"
Отрывки записи со стены на странице в ВК одного из зюзикистов, найденных на имиджборде 2ch.
"I want to have sex withachick."
"I went to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex vithgirls from city"
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zyuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
"Однажды я лазил по ВК и 2ch и встретил очередного лоха-зюзикиста, который писал всякую поебень на своей странице, то что он хочет секс и писал под фотками телок хуйню"
"One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"
by Rundir June 10, 2024
Get the Zuzikist mug.A Zuzikist is a man of 35-50 years of age. What distinguishes him is that he has a wife and children, but he is an alcoholic and likes to write obscenities on the Internet. Often he may write on his social media page that he wants sex, wants to get laid. Thinks no one will see his writing, thinks it's incognito or a Google query. He often has fake girl friend pages on social media. It's kind of a scam. Often misspells.
"I want to have sex with a girl."
"I want to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex with girls from Voronezh."
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"
"I want to have sex."
"Sex."
"Sex porno"
"Sex with girls from Voronezh."
Excerpts of the record from the wall on the VK page of one of the zuzikists found on the imageboard 2ch.
One day I was surfing VK and 2ch and met another sucker zuzikist, who wrote all kinds of fucked up shit on his page, that he wants sex and wrote under pictures of chicks bullshit"
by Rundir June 10, 2024
Get the Zuzikist mug.Zunpi is pure of heart. He acts really cool around his manny friends but is truly a sweetheart. He's also a little scared of the world. Zunpi loves his family but is very afraid of rejection from them which can get in the way of his love life.. he is not easily forgotten the way his golden skin glows and his eyes are perfectly folded. He’s very humorous and can make manny people laugh, he also does well in academics without trying too hard. Zunpi gets asked out a lot but usually only has one girl in his mind, even if she doesn’t know it’s her. He can have a hard time communicating and is often impatient which gives the wrong signals. He’s a lover but his fears get in the way. Stay with a Zunpi if you meet one because you may regret it once it’s too late.. try too look past the petty thing he may do and dig into his heart.
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