Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!
by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021
A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 03, 2020
When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
by Sebarket@gmail.com October 19, 2020
by Digglers dozen October 20, 2020
by cameraman mario May 23, 2001
When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.
I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.
by VMSTRETCH May 07, 2011