Ah... good old zoom class. Audio cutting out, getting booted from the meeting, and watching YouTube an scrolling through tik tok while you are supposed to be writing that 5 page essay on- wait- what was it on again? ah- doesn't matter it can just blame it on internet problems!
by RandomCrazyWeirdo February 10, 2021
Get the Zoom Classmug. by Digglers dozen October 19, 2020
Get the Zoom Toobinmug. When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate
by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020
Get the Read the Zoommug. When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned
Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.
by Z rocket May 19, 2021
Get the Zoom Suitmug. The immediate urge to take a massive shit the minute your zoom lecture starts. This phenomenon may occur early, keeping you from attending class because of your shitting.
by TangSlave September 17, 2020
Get the Zoom Shitsmug. by cameraman mario May 23, 2001
Get the zoom outmug. When you take a shit of catastrophic proportions (clog the john, splash the walls, destroy the ozone, etc.) at a public place (friend's house, mother-in-law, church, etc.) and you have to make a hasty getaway before anyone calls you out.
I was at my boss' house last night and I had a bad case of diarrhea so i just had to Pinch and Zoom.
by VMSTRETCH June 1, 2011
Get the Pinch and Zoommug.