New Zealand

A country made up of two large islands located in the South Pacific. The only question is: Where is the old Zealand?

"I love New Zealand!"

by star8706 September 27, 2003

ZELAD

1. a synonym for absolutely any noun. It can be used to confuse someone or to replace an undescribable object. Use of this noun also makes any sentence perfectly logical. (Use of the word in a sentence does not have to follow grammar rules of any kind but must always be written in capital letters.)
2. A meme originating from 4chan where Link spells Zelda incorrectly and refers to it like a salad.

1. Lol so these ZELAD was ask me if I want to pee bears all the way to the moon.

I want a ZELADS so she'll like me.
2. Link! You want some zelad?

by Bias - P11 March 25, 2011

New Zealand

A girl who is far too sexy to be picked up without a foreign accent. In this case a New Zealand (or Austrailian) accent is required. Once the bomb is dropped she proceeds to allow the accent sporting gentleman to do anything they want to her, including fingering her to orgasm on the dancefloor.

"yo, sean, i got this crazy ass story for you...." (story preceeds to descibe New Zealand)

by Ben Galbraith January 15, 2006

New Zealand

Safest Western Nation in the world to live in.

with all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes i just wanna go live in New Zealand

by James_42 August 28, 2005

New Zealand Spritzer

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010

New Zealand

country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

eventually i plan to go to new zealand and drive around on curvy roads on pocket bikes.

by teevee June 9, 2003

new zealand

woah... new zealand is a great country! heaps of aussies love new zealand i don't know why people think we hate new zealand i think it is a beautiful country. infact, i have actually never come accross a person in australia who has shown hatred towards nz. actually, more people in new zealand have a hatred towards australia because they think we have a hatred towards new zealand.

so chill out dude! you would be lucky to come accross someone who disliked nz. i think nz rocks.

Heaps of polls have been done about australias favourite country and heres one with the results:

New zealand (93%)
England (4%)
France (2%)
Japan (0.8%)
America (0.2%)

by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006