Yodering

To pinch and pull apart the shaft to the point it adds girth to your todger. You can also push in your todger compressing it and adding girth

Man: sir what’s your Yoder count
Sir: I have about 31 hours and 16 minutes of Yodering

Man: what if I yanked your yoder tonight
Sir: no thank you

by ChrisyCrap June 21, 2024

Yonder

noun. An event describing wilding out, usually from a car. Could be vandalism, street races, or just harmless coning cars/houses/etc.

There's nothing to do tonight, wanna do a yonder?

We got pulled over by 7 cops, I think the yonder died.

by Purple Goozberries July 15, 2025

Yoder

Used in construction to describe high quality work, referring to the Amish quality of construction

Worker 1: dude we got that door framed square as fuck, dead balls on
Worker 2: shits Yoder bro

by JohnnyOnePass October 22, 2025

bone yoddler

A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.

Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!

by Line guy June 5, 2019

jordan yoder

A man that misspells words and gets banned from Groupme

Dang I just got Jordan Yodered off of Groupme

by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021

Ashley Yonder

The perfect piece to a puzzle that makes up ones life! She is the best friend any man of footwear has had and anyone would be exponentially blessed to have an Ashley Yonder in their life!

If your life is lacking in any way, then you should get your own version of an Ashley Yonder because there's only one and her heart is spoken for!

by Nonshalonster April 9, 2025

the reverse yoder

When you pay for an Amish guy to fuck your wife.

The reverse yoder saved my marriage!

by Millermatic February 25, 2023