Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

Also known as Yonk Daddy. This has been a nickname for many fellow Yonks. The Yonk community usually has side effects of random spazzing of the Yonks and my rub off on any of the Yonks friends. Some people who do not know how to pronounce Yonkers may use one of her other names such as yonkeee and Yonkauis (Yonk-ali-us). If you do spot a Yonkers it is usually a once in a lifetime opportunity for they are a rare and wild species. One way to avoid a Yonk is to hang around a strawberry field. One way to attract a Yonk is to dress up as a purple power ranger just because. Now one thing you have to remember about Yonks is that every single one of them have a birth name but they are all called Yonks as a cult.

person: "Omg Ella is it just me or does she not act just like a Yonk???"

Ella: "OMG I thought it was just me...well if we listen we might be able to hear her Yonk...that is if she is a Yonk".

Fellow Yonk: *Yonk Yonk Yonk*

Ella and Person: *in sync* "OMG SHE IS A YONK I KNEW IT!!!!"

Purple Power Ranger: *runs next to Yonk*

Yonk: *Follows Yonking*

Purple Power Ranger: *runs into strawberry field*

Yonk: *runs away hissing*

Ella: "OMG she is such a Yonkers (Yo-nk-ers)

by Shabangbang101 November 14, 2018

YOINKER

YOINKERDOODLEDOO

BASKARDODOINKER YOINKER

by YOINKERDOINKER November 22, 2019

Yoinker

A guy that steals your girl but instead of stealing, he yoinks them.

“I’m finna steak your girl! I’m a yoinker, yoink! - Tyler Funke

by tehejo January 30, 2020

Yoinkers

When you take something or in other times another work for poggers

'This game is so yoinkers'
'YOINKER HA BITCH'

by GoatWoman980 March 16, 2022

hay yanker

when someone under the influence of alcohol, gives a horse a hand-job.

dudes, you hay yanker, that was fecked !

by melissa y July 20, 2010

The Thirsty Yicker

A shop near the top-end of Haydock.

"Where are you?"
"Top end."
"The Thirsty Yicker?"
"Yeah."

by Yicker December 23, 2012

Yonker

Basically, can be used for anything and everything. You can fill it in to places, like if you were to want to swear around your parents, just fill in Yonker where te swear word would be. Another example is a house of residence. You can really use it for anything, try it!

Mom, I've had one yonker of a day.

Did you see Billy's Yonker???? Man that Yonker was HUGE!!!

by YonkerForLife February 27, 2015