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Xander

a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.
friend: OUCH
Xander: dude what happened?
friend:i fell!
Xander: L
by Smyleisdumb November 29, 2022
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a fine mf🙏🏿

i love you xander. you mean the absolute world to me.

HEEEAD???
wow. xander is so fine. oh my god.
by do828272 December 6, 2022
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verb: Commonly uses for someone who sneezes and falls off the stage. Generally onto elderly people or babies.
Person 1:"Did you hear how Rihanna Xandered at the superbowl."

Person 2: "Was there any casualties?"

Person 1: " Yeah she fell on my grandpa and then he fell on to my great cousin's second half-daughter, half-dolphin's 8 month, 2 week, 4 day child."
by NotMe000 February 13, 2023
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dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday
by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023
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Hyper attracted to women, they are not necessarily straight or lesbian but cannot resist feminine charms. Often find themselves a male wife if they cant choose a side.
That's a Xander over there
by Sanda Panda November 21, 2023
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Xander, also known as 'VX Galaxy', has the thickest ass in the universe
"You here comes Xander"
"Yeah, you can see his ass from a mile away
by TheDoorbell November 27, 2023
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“hey im Xander and I LOVE cock, especially sucking on it”
by knivesirl February 11, 2024
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