Willy Wonka

(n)- To give a blowjob so great your larynx is filled with semen. The dick itself ruptures a hole in your pharynx and before you know it you start talking like Mariah Carey after her tonsel surgery.
(n)- A strong symbolic character from the movies Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The remake with Johnny Depp was hailed by fans and critics alike.

1.) Jimmy gave Tina a Willy Wonka. A day later she was talking through a voice box.

2.) Willy Wonka was portrayed by Johnny Depp in the 2006 remake of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

wowza

A phrase of pure enjoyment of things. Either sicko-ish or scary-ish.

Wowza, josie was scary

by InedibleBird January 27, 2003

Willy Wonka

Willy Wonka is a low-life, messed up individual who stays in his home for years on end figuring out ways to lure children into his "factory" and help them live there forever with him and his Oompa sex slaves. On one occassion he sent out 5 gold tickets to random children. Two of which were girls so he sent them home right away. One who was a little on the chubby side and knew it be hard to drag him around on his sex leash. The two last ones were perfect. Small and innocent. He smothered one because he was annoying and kidnapped the other named Charlie due to him being poor and nobody cared about him. Willy Wonka should die but nobody does anything about him because when he is done with the children he makes delicious candy out of them.

Kid 1: Hey did you get a Gold Ticket for Willy Wonka this year?

Kid 2: No, I did last year though.

Kid 1: HOW WAS IT?

Kid 2: Let's just say I couldn't walk afterwards and my butt hurt a lot.

Kid 1: I know I can't wait.... wait what?

by GiggityGoo69 January 17, 2011

woozah

So if you've been called a "woozah", sorry to say, but it kinda means that you're a total and complete LOSER

Some random fag: Hey Joanne guess what! i got my eyebrows done yay! *claps*

Joanne: OMG you're such a woozah...

by lilsaa December 12, 2010

Wonkatated

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

Wongawonga

The deafening sound made by the African males penis while swaying in the wind, often heard during hunting activities

“Wow can you hear that”

“Yeah it’s the wongawonga”

by Wongawongalover January 25, 2020

Giz wozza

A slang term for a jackass, derived from the australian need to come up with weird new words

"Crikey mate that bloke is a real giz wozza"

"Stop bein a giz wozza Bruce and come over here and pick up this dead kangaroo"

by Excelsior Extreme January 19, 2010