Wolfaboo

Wolf·a·boo wolf-uh-boo (n.)

1. Derived from the term Weeaboo (referring to a person overly obsessed with japan.) A Wolfaboo: "A person overly obsessed with wolves; one who equates a human life to that of a wolf; someone who defends and or glorifies wolves killing humans. Often misspelling the plural of wolf as 'wolfs'; Often, will make up lies and propaganda to defend wolves; most of the lies do not hold true when put to actual research."

Tom: "Did you see how Yellowstone is regulating the wolves to preserve elk populations?"

Bob: "YEAH! IT MAKES ME SO MAD! IF A HUNTER KILLS ANY WOLFS, THEN THAT HUNTER SHOULD BE RIPPED APART BY A WHOLE WOLF PACK!!"

Tom: "Wow, you never told me what a wolfaboo you were."

by DonutPie August 1, 2010

Insanity wolf

Yet another variant of "advice dog". This meme features a black wolf on a dark background, giving you advice that, as his name implies, is insane. Sort of like courage wolf, but with even stupider advice. Many /b/tards don't like insanity wolf.

insanity wolf: when life gives you lemons, SHOVE THEM UP A BEAR'S ASS!

by JuggaloJustin July 11, 2009

Big Wolf on Campus

A show from 1999-2002 about a high school jock named Tommy Dawkins (Brandon Quinn) who is bitten by a werewolf. Tommy can only turn to Merton J Dingle (Danny Smith) for help. Tommy and Danny throughout the series fight a whole bunch of people who think they can be badasses and take over the world, such as vampires, mummies, other werewolves, and witches. Also Tommy and Merton have to deal with fellow badass Lori Baxter (Aimée Castle), who is Tommy's on and off girlfriend, but also has an obsession with seeing Tommy 'wolf out.' Merton wants her too, but everytime he tries she beats the crap out of him. :(

Fan- Hey, did you ever watch Big Wolf on Campus?

Danny Smith- Never heard of it.

Fan- I loved that Martin guy.

Danny Smith- I thought it was Merton?

Fan- How would YOU know?

by TheCityDriveOWNS June 11, 2006

Wolf Haley

Wolf Haley is one of the many alter egos of Tyler, the Creator.
Tyler is a rapper in the rap group OFWGKTA a.k.a odd future, wolf gang.

Wolf is the idea of extreme coolness in Tyler's mind and as he admires him he also argues with him in many songs.

In the song "Yonkers" by Tyler the creator the following infers that he is arguing with Wolf Haley over the good things in life
Wolf: Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant gold retrievers all i want.
Tyler: Fuck money dimes and bitches dont need 'em

by golfwangplease. June 5, 2011

wolf ticket

To speak aggressively to someone without intending to back it up with violence.

"He's selling wolf tickets", meaning he's barking but not going to bite.

by x July 23, 2003

Wolf Webster

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom

Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster”

by Slrky February 11, 2022

dirt wolf

When you surprise your parter with anal sex and howl like a wolf

I gave my lady the dirt wolf last night and she slapped me.

by Dirt wolf October 5, 2013