Wokeness

noun /wok-nes/
An intolerant, quasi-religious ideology that uses performative compassion for alleged victim groups to achieve power, moral superiority and social status. Requires no personal sacrifice and often advocates for policies that harm marginalized people. Particularly popular among the privileged and university-educated

I appreciate how that celebrity lectured us on his wokeness about Global Warming before he got on his private jet

by xphilemike March 24, 2022

Woke

When you've listened to Strawberry Girls so much that you've transcended space and time, reaching an ultimate level of enlightenment.

"Dude you listen to Strawberry Girls? You must be woke af"

by thefirstmachine October 28, 2016

Woked

To be fucked up but awake af.

Girl: U gonna wait up on me, Bitch I been woked.

by FOSHOYOLO January 21, 2018

Woke

A state of intense thinking and self realization usually induced by cannabis or psychedelic drugs

Guy 1: Jason hit the dabs yesterday with me and Sam
Guy 2: For real?
Guy 1: Yeah he was hella Woke!!!

by Ya boi JC January 7, 2018

Woke

A newly developed religion founded by Bradley Ennis

Are you even Woke?

by Jack Ellsworth January 24, 2017

Woke

A word used by snowflakes to show their fragile little ego was offended rather than using the more appropriate crying emoji!

Omg there’s a gay couple in that game it’s so woke I can’t take it wah wah wah help me Jesus!!!!

by iBoy2G October 18, 2021

Woke

Self aware of things unnoticed.

I am woke because I can see how people fall for the bullshit that I am no longer cool with: racial discrimination, spiritual and physical dominance(peer pressure) , people’s ignorance.

by HiddenWisdom March 1, 2019