A man of divine cock wielding abilities that is often looked on and worshiped by many women. The chicken wizard is usually a small, podgy, smelly, officeworker that reveals his true identity at night at night clubs and specialist bars. The magic abititlies obtained by a chicken wizard are produced in the magic sack located below his weapon. (no reference to father christmas as he is not a chicken wizard)
Sally: hey, Mary. How was the party last night?
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
Mary: oh it was good. I saw you drunkely going into one of the bedrooms with that scanky office worker, Dave. Were you alright?
Sally: Oh yes! More than alright. Turns out that scanky dave is actually a chicken wizard.
Mary: Woow that sounds amazing i wish i could have been there.
by banterbus31 November 10, 2009
A great series of book but most remembered as the 1939 film. Its one of the most cherish movies. Back in the 40s, grown ups would watch the movie just to get their minds of the war.
The Wizard of Oz has music, color and no color, munshkins, Good Witch, bad witch, and s crazy characters, A scarecrow with no brains, A Tin Man with no heart, and a Lion with no courage. A Wizard who can grant their wishes if a task is complete, and a rememberable line "There's no place like home". Cause home kicks ass.
by Alan Massacre April 14, 2008
One who is an expert in controlling a relentless fart, possibly flax based, from becoming a shart or defecation in undergarment.
Todd: Wow that fart sounded disgusting! Did you poop your pants?
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
Tim: Nah man, I'm a fart wizard. I don't poop in my pants.
I just fart, and I'm a wizard.
by Thathandsomeguy July 14, 2011
Bob: Come on we have to catch the flight. Hurry Up!
John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.
He jingled his wizard all night long
John: I've got to go jingle the wizard.
He jingled his wizard all night long
by coolguy2121 May 09, 2009
That one friend who knows everything about drugs. Whenever you have a question about the world of drugs this is the go to person within your friend circle.
"Hey John, I heard that your visual framerate drops when you smoke weed. Is that true?" "I don't know, ask Kevin. He's the drug wizard".
by Kevinstaub September 21, 2015
A strategic term generally used to pick up women; a man who plays it quiet and mysterious when in social environments in order to get what he wants through subtlety.
by bronko11 January 24, 2010
1. The mutual act of tenderness in which one fills a faggots rectum with Cheez Wiz for lubrication and then fucks them in the ass. This is followed by the tasty Cheez being sucked or licked off the lucky cock. This is often followed up with a Salisbury Spritz.
2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
2. "Old Salisburian Style" Wiz Dogg is similar except that one uses a pastry bag to increase the volume and depth of Cheez Wiz in the recipient's ass and one finishes with a pearl necklace that is summarily licked clean.
"Hey, John, how was your date?"
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."
"Man! That girl is a freak! Not only does she like it in the ass, she let me give her a Wizard dogg."
by The_Master_Whiz January 02, 2011