Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

Sweaty one wiper

A person who tries to slyly give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is then caught.

“Graham caught his colleague having a sweaty one wiper in the toilet”

by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022

Fijian butt wiper

When a girl shits on your dick while giving backshots so you touch butts and clean the shit off of yourself and her with Fiji water

Sam: Dude I just gave this girl a Fijian butt wiper

Jo marant: Nigger

by Laddleee July 10, 2025

windscreen wiper

licking semen off your cheeks

“that guy is a total windscreen wiper”

by Aaron Connolly July 28, 2023

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

Side Wiper

A person who stands up horizontally in the direction of the toilet to wipe their own ass.

As I was washing my hands, I heard the sound of the man pulling out sheets of toilet paper to perform the side wipe and notated that his shoes were pointing away from the direction of the toilet. I found it both quite odd and disturbing and in no way shape, manner, or form condone the behavior of a side wiper.

by The dumper jumper February 14, 2023

Wiper Stripes

The annoying lines left on a windshield from faulty wipers.

Oh no, I have a bad case of wiper stripes. I have to change those crappy wipers or I'm going to have dirty wiper stripes all Winter!

by Chops wood November 26, 2010