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Fat Willard

After thanksgiving dinner, John headed for the bathroom to drop a fat willard.
by Bittermama66 October 10, 2014
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Welland

The home of the best drinkers in all of Niagara and most of the GTA. Mainly because there's nothing else to do. Cheers.
Wanna hangout tonight?
Sure, Let me stop at the beer store on the way to Welland.
by proudwellander October 29, 2013
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Willa

Willa is a crazy bitch who looks like a pickle. With buttons on her jeans that look like nipples. Never ever talk to her when she is mad or stressed because if you do you will have a meter stick up your ass.

Never correct her because she will attack you.

Warning: if you come across this viscous beast just remain calm and hold your breath. Don’t move or look into her eyes because she will hurt you!

Writer: I know by experience!!!
I once saw willa walking out in public and I was terrified!
by Wildabeast’s friend! June 18, 2018
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Ricardo Willalobo

The number one DJ in the world (officially), whose name Detroit producer Omar-S still isn't sure about how to pronounce properly. And who he most definitely didn't copy for his Fabric mix (residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1010)
Did you read the shit people are saying already about the Fabric Mix? A few assholes are talking about "Oh, Omar-S. "He did the same thing as Ricardo Vi-vi--...." whatever the fuck he's called. I don't even know who Ricardo Willalobo is. I ain't start hearing his name till like a year ago. Who the fuck is that? So how would I know what he did for Fabric? I don't even know how to say his last name, why would I bite off of him?

Fabric got 45 mixes; I only heard one other one, the Matthew Dear one. It was cool, he played some shit on there. That's the only one I ever heard, I ain't heard Carl Craig's, Stacey Pullen's. Nothing to disrespect them, I just never heard them. People try to say that I'm arrogant, how the fuck am I arrogant?" - Omar-S
by thatguy3000 March 21, 2011
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Welland

Not a drug city, in fact it has the least drugs of any city in the region. Industrial background, but shifting it's economy to other things. It has parks and trails along the banks of the Recreational Waterway. On this old canal, there are several rowing courses, and two rowing clubs, with thousands of rowers coming from as far away as Virginia to take advantage of it.

Welland is divided into four parts.Northwest, which is where most retail stores and the mall are located. This area also has very nice, older houses on quiet streets. Southwest region is the lowest income in the city. It is a peaceful neighborhood of almost identical townhouses and a great community. It also has four massive housing projects, which have great views of the canal and a giant park nearby. The southeast region retains its industrial heritage, with most people living in row houses that are built from the same plan. This area appears to be the most dangerous in the city, but isn't actually, with a great sense of community. The northeast section of the city is a massive new subdivision, with giant houses with pools selling for two million dollars. The loaded people live here.

Welland has three high schools, two public, and one catholic. It also has a hospital, despite the government's best efforts. The city is home to 40 beautiful murals.

Welland is an excellent place to live. Anyone who thinks it is the drug capital of North America, or a ghetto, or a slum, apparently hasn't been to Toronto.
Idiot: Welland is such a ghetto, full of drugs...
Guy: Wrong, how about you visit a place before you write an urban dictionary definition.
by DuncanD November 14, 2011
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Willa

Willa is a sweet kind hearted all -around nice girl she is really pretty and gifted usually tall and a good talker . She is really hot .You need a willa
Willa is a really sweet girl.
by Willa's b-friend November 29, 2017
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Willard

A measurement of distance; a distance equal to the length of the average human, male's penis (5.5 in).
Mathew is packin' about 1.5 Willards. A mile is 11.52 kilowillards long.
by indubitably01 April 28, 2010
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