wiener jockey

One who rides the wiener like they're in the Kentucky Derby.

I always knew Dan was a fan of the wiener, but I didn't know he was a full fledged wiener jockey.

by earwaxntoast June 27, 2008

Your wiener

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick

John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one

by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019

Crutch Wiener

Those rubbery wiener shaped pads that fit over the top of crutches to make using the crutches more comfortable.

Person 1: Man using crutches sucks

Person 2: Get some crutch wieners and put them over the tops, that will help.

by The Void 87 October 9, 2012

Wiener Brothers

When two gentlemen have made love to the same woman on separate occasions, they are linked with an unbreakable bond and are known as Wiener Brothers.

Any form of sex (fanny, bum, mouth) will do, though the bond is that little bit tighter if both aforementioned wieners have visited the same orifice, or indeed more than one!

There is no expiration time, any duration between these sessions is allowed, though if all three parties are engaged in love making at the same time, the Wiener Twins rule comes into play.

Aaron: so you know Jeeves's new girlfriend?
Jay: Who? Chloe?
Aaron: Yeah... She and I played hide the salami a couple years ago..
Jay: Holy shit! You're wiener brothers! Mazel Tov!!!

RHYMING NAMES HAVE BEEN USED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT

by Reiquaza August 2, 2010

Wiener Muncher

someone who munches Wieners

Austyne, your such a wiener muncher. :)

by Wiener Von Schlong May 17, 2011

Wiener sex

Grabbing a sausage and putting it in your butthole/anus/vagina.

Nick: so what did you do yesterday?
Andrew: wiener sex
Nick: I’m interested
Nicole: me too..

by I’m in your mind July 15, 2018

Wiener Slave

1. One who obsessively fascinates over a man's wiener.

2. A slave to another's wiener.

3. A greeting term.

Hey, that man over there is a wiener slave!

Whats up wiener slave, hows it going?

by G.W. Boone May 2, 2011