Whiskey Wash

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.

Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Whiskey Sweater Vest

When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket

Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.

by borne5000 October 10, 2008

whiskey tango

a phrase meaning white trash, like a hill billy.

Q: Matt, why are you drinking in the middle of the day, and why are you wearing a trucker hat?

Matt: cuz...

Q: Dude, you are so whiskey tango.

Also, a well known phrase about hillbillies can be modified like so-

You can take the billy out of the hill, but you cant take the hill out of the billy, yields:

You can take the whiskey out of the tango, but you cant take the tango out of the whisky.

by matttttt December 15, 2008

whiskey penis

When males are too drunk to get an erection.

I got a wicked case of whiskey penis.

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

whiskey bagel

The female alternative to whiskey dick.

"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."

by barazov December 20, 2008

Whiskey Dick

A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.

Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.

by BombACat July 18, 2010

Whiskey Dick

1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.

2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.

1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole!"

2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."

by leche cristo May 15, 2009