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Wheelchaired

When you fuck a girl so hard she can't walk and possibly has to use a wheelchair for a couple days
Wow, Hunter done wheelchaired my girlfriend last night and now she can't walk.
by SweepinTheNation March 4, 2016
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Welches

Yo, I got dem welches!
by Lowki May 9, 2006
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welch

a term of measurement for tea.
This bottle contains two welchs of tea.
by danbarton April 1, 2009
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bendigo wheelchair

A bendigo wheelchair is a mining cart that is being propelled by the user/s using a stick to push it along the tracks of the underground mining tunnels of bendigo.
Patrick:WATCH OUT!!! sprogs mum is coming in her bendigo wheelchair!!
by 69Stefan69 May 25, 2007
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Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
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Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News
Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.
by T Wade January 18, 2007
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Florence Welch

1. Ginger with a soul.

2. Beautiful singer of the band Florence and the Machine (Sometimes styled as Florence + The Machine) with an extraordinary voice. Her red hair is very pretty.
Person 1(Me):Have you heard of Florence Welch from the band Florence and The Machine?

Person 2:No...I bet she sucks...

Person 1(Me):**Facepalm** You people disappoint me.
by Willow Collie October 31, 2011
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