Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
by bloonsfan17 January 11, 2014
P.P Weiner (Philip Peener Weiner) has the largest phallus in all the land. P.P Weiner is the C.E.O of P.P Weiner's Penis Enlargement Company.
by bigboizdream August 24, 2017
by Switchblade January 20, 2016
If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.
by Halloween enthusiast October 21, 2019
“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef”
by Pappihamslapper September 02, 2021
weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.
weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.
see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam
weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.
see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam
"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"
"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener
"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener
by Dirt Ferguson January 03, 2014
by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018