Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

weiner fat

The slab of man fat that is located below the belt and above the weiner.

Ronnie had to lift up Fred's weiner fat before he could lick the ball cheese off of his nutz.

by C.T.E October 14, 2020

subpar weinering

the act of giving subpar sex that did not pleasure the partner

I am sorry babe that was some really subpar-weinering. Want to go again?

Last night, I hooked up with a guy, and the sex was really subpar. That’s some Subpar Weinering!

by Beers&Rears November 22, 2022

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.

Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips

by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008