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Crush Weights

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights
by Jan Mass January 13, 2008
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More weight

An exclamation given upon one realising one's integrity and moral fortitude is being questioned. Especially where those judging, have no grounds to make such an indictment
(Random person who lives life of quiet desperation): "You are such a bad man!"
(God's lonely man): "MORE WEIGHT!"
(see also don't you judge me)
by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005
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baby weight

a strength building mechanism made out of a baby
mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day.
by marmal February 25, 2010
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dean weight

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth who regularly sold such bags.
"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"More like a dean measure"
by oracle October 5, 2004
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shake weight

verb, noun, -shake weighting, -shake weight

-verb (shake weighting, shake weight)
1. to talk about another person in awe.
2. to kiss up to another person.
3. to be on someone's 'jock'.

-noun (shake weight)
1. an ignorant person
-verb examples
1. Even though the man was twice the player's age, he was shake weighting him for his autograph.

2. Some people like to shake weight other people that outclass them.

-noun examples
1. Don't listen to that clown, he's just a shake weight.

Origin:
R. Santana by way of Tenth-Rick.
by Tenth-Rick October 21, 2010
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holiday weight

the weight you gain when you burge during the holidays.
I lost all my holiday weight by spending ten hours in the gym.
by Vanity_$ December 30, 2008
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prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.
Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.
by pljones February 23, 2009
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