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When someone pulls up your underpants halfway up your back. Often done to nerds, dorks, geeks, rich kids, preps, freshmen, weak kids, and occasionally to storng people when done in a group.
I love giving myself wedgies. Briefs are comfortable always even in a wedgie.
by Briefboy November 2, 2008
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wedgie paste

That nasty,sticky gunk that builds up in an unkempt butt crack and adheres to one's underwear causing them to stick in said crevice.
I get really bad wedgie paste in the summertime
by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
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flying wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie so hard and fast that they actually lift off of the ground. Also made popular from the show "Friends" when Monica and Ross described mean things they did to eachother. Including atomic wedgies.
"Dude, did you see how how he lifted off the ground when Jimmy gave him that flying wedgie."
by unclebedday April 8, 2012
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hanging wedgie

when someone puts rope threw the leg holes in you underwear and then hangs it on a high place thus leaving u suppended in the air.
my friends parents were going 2 b out on vacation 4 like 2 weeks. so i go over his house and he is same age as me but alot stronger. we had decided 2 go work out in his basement. and as i am doing pull ups he pantsed me and exposed my boxers, so wen i go 2 pull back up my shorts he gave me a huge wedgie. he took some rope he had and hung me from the pull up bar which is 5ft off the ground. (i am only 4'5) and kept pulling until i was susspened 2ft off the ground. he then left and kept me up there. 3hrs went by and my ass was killing me and so were my balls. then he came back and he tied my hands 2gether and my feet 2gether. then he was yanking on my legs increaseing the pain. then he lowered me until just my toes were off the ground. then gave me titi twisters 4 like 10mins. then repeatedly kicked me in the balls. after that he decided 2 move me 2 the 8ft tall pull up bar and kept pulling on the rope until i was 4 ft off the ground btw my hands and feet are still tied 2gether. then he untied the rope, and would pull me 2 the top then let go of the rope then just b4 i hit the ground he would grab the rope again thus giving me a boucing wedgie. after about 1hr of that, he tied me then continued the hanging wedgie.and my boxers still havent ripped! now i've been in a wedgie 4 over 5hrs.t then he yanked the wedgie out of my ass and put dirt, sand, grass, and pine cones in my boxers then gave me another hangin wedgie with all that stuff in there. another hr goes by and he comes back and says "time for the speaky clean wedgie" which is were u give some 1 a reg. wedgie than a melvin and it "cuts" the ass crack. he repeated this about 20times. then gave me another wedgie. now it has been 7hrs that i've been in this wedgie. my hands and feet r still tied up. by now it was 12am and i asked him if i could come out yet and he sed no ur gonna sleep in it. now i was like damn im in so much pain. but i eventually fell asleep. and wen i woke up he sed its titi twister time again. and he gave my titi twisters with plyers. omfg that f***** hurt!!!!!!!! then he sed i am determined 2 rip ur boxers. so he is yanking on my legs. and 0mins of yanking on my legs go by and they still havent ripped. he sed ok.....lemme try this and he tied something 2 my feet and was yanking on that as hard as he could. and finally after being in a wedgie 4 17 hrs my boxers finally ripped and he let me go. it took me 30mins 2 dig that 1 out. then as i was walking up stairs he came out and gave me more titi twisters and kickd me in the balls then sed i am dne now.
by the wedgied September 19, 2009
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Hot Bus Wedgie

This is the cause of sitting on a school bus on a hot day. The bus's hot plastic/rubber seats heat up against your butt causing the sitter to constantly shift. This constant shifting ends up with the sitters ass sweating causing a wedgie that is severly hard to de-wedge. This is known as Hot Bus Wedgie.
1 gets off bus
1: aw damn I got a bad case of the Hot Bus Wedgie.
2: HAHAHHAHAHAHA good luck de-wedging that!
by Enigma Pie May 17, 2006
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Hanging wedgie

When your tighty whities are yanked up your ass crack.
I'm a boy, 15 years old and 2 days ago the girl bully gave me the worst wedgie of my life. I was at the lockerooms and she came up behind me and dragged me to the girls bathroom, classes started so no one was in there. She stripped me to nothing but my white tighty whities. She wedgied me and wedgied me, then hung my on a hook. She came back with a laxative (which make you poop like CRAZY) and bags of cold icy water. She glued the water to both of my hands (I was still in the wedgie, hanging) and made me eat the laxative. She then took me outside at recess and hooked me to the flagpole, then went behind and raised it all the way to the top. I was naked hanging on the school flagpole with everyone seeing and taking pics. I peed and pooped every minute. My briefs were pee/poo soaked. I dangled around up there crying. The next day, VERY early in the morning she brought me back to the girls bathroom, laughing at how much I peed and pooped, and gave me a jock lock wedgie and a swirly, then stuffed me in the toilet with a jock lock wedgie and fed me a new laxative... I couldent speak or move.. then a hot blonde girl came and sat down on the toilet I was in and pooed on me, looked down and saw me.. I am now the wedgie victim and I guarantee you i'll be on the flagpole tomorrow naked dangling around and pictures being taken of me :( Hanging wedgie..
by Nerd7770 November 26, 2013
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Wedgie

a painful punishment given to those who are too weak to stop it. Its a way to punish the weak without seriously injuring them. In fact its kind compared to other forms of bullying.
superman wedgie:a wedgie in witch the arms are pushed down through the leg holes of the underwear then lifted above the victims head like there flying which brings the waistbands up onto both shoulders.

rowboat: when the victim is laying face first on the ground you place your feet on there shoulders while reaching down to grab there wastband then u sit down and pull up with both hands(like rowing a boat) while u push down with your feet

figurer4: you place the calve of one leg 1 to the back of the knee of leg 2 then pull leg 2s foot up twords there head and wrap there underwear around the foot leaving them stuck on the floor without use of there legs.

waistband curl: grab the victim by the back of the underwear and simply see how many times you can curl them without leting there feet touch the ground.
by michael chastain December 28, 2005
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