weeaboo

A unknown creature whom has the ability to preform such exquisite tasks unlike any other homo sapiens. The weeaboo is a very rare and endangered species that can be found under smooth rocks in the spotted lake in British Columbia. The weeaboo is nocturnal and hunts for their favorite prey; dragon flies, strictly during the night. Although on March 15 weeaboos spread out their beautiful wings and fly to the ruins of the Twin Towers where they'll asexually reproduce and create beautiful offspring, whom are called weeabooettes. Then when they have finished, and the last drops of sprem as been emptied from within the male weeaboo's penis it will shrivel up and disintegrate leaving no trace behind them. The weeabooettes will then fly back to the British Columbia where they will then rebuild the village in which their parents and ancestors before the once lived.

Son: father lick my balls, for the weeaboos have arrived!
Father: Indeed my son

by abenl02 May 10, 2018

Weeaboo

A person so obsessed with Japanese culture to the point that they denounce their own and do everything they can to be Japanese. Keep in mind, people can watch anime, have a genuine interest in the Japanese language and appreciate the culture without being full on unhygienic weaboos.

Most obsessions arise through the first or second anime through weak willed humans. Symptoms include loss of rational thought, slurred speech, permanent virginity, poverty after the stack of body pillows/katanas the patient buys, odor.

Our society is generally well protected by the Weaboo Protection Task Force, a military unit tasked with the number one priority of weaboo elimination.

WPTF Officer: Excuse me sir, mind if I ask you a few questions?

Weaboo: Uh.. sure?

WPTF Officer: What is your favourite colour?

Weaboo: I sort've like the colour gree-

WPTF Officer: WEEABOO! KILL THE FUCKING BASTARD!

Ah, WPTF enforcers are the world's finest detectives.

by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015

Weepoo

When your faeces comes out with the same consistency of urine. Dehli Belly

Tourist 1 "That Indian street food was delicious"

Tourist 2 "Yeah, but in a few hours you're going to have the biggest weepoo ever"

by GoatHerder April 2, 2009

Weeaboo Hater

Indisputable Definition:

A person who, at the least, dislikes a Japanese-aggrandizing quality in people (but may direct such a mild attitude to absolute fury).

Definitions by Statistically Evident Tendencies (call them stereotypes/biases, if you wish):

The Reasonable: A glance at rational, deductive considerations.

- A person that dislikes how hyper manga/anime makes weeaboos.

- A person that dislikes the generally blasphemous Japanese-to-English translation that weeaboos choose to parrot over and over.

- A person that looks favorably upon a certain weeaboo despite its typical basement-dweller characteristic, since the hater doesn't assume that all weeaboos to be the same, and finds this one to be logically sound.

The Unreasonable: A gander at senseless, inductive deliberation.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos owing to the plain fact that they are interested in manga/anime/Japanese culture.

- A person that dislikes weeaboos merely because a lot of reasonable people do.

- An overly Nationalist person finds the concept of cultural identity as a relevant factor.

Reasonable:

- When the weeaboo shrieks in delight over Naruto's status as Hokage, a weeaboo hater might say 'Shut up. Stop being so excited. Why are you running like that? Stop performing jutsus!'

- Weeaboo hater: 'Please stop saying things like "at any rate," "I'm going to send you flying," "trump card," "Daniel-San," and "Kyaaaaaaah!"

- Weeaboo: 'I do not support Double4Anime's rants and I'm only a weeaboo since I love manga storylines and marvel at the ridiculous expenditure of time and skill used to produce such wonderful art. I never go nuts over a plot twist or a climax.' Weeaboo hater: 'You're hired.'

Unreasonable:

- Weeaboo hater: 'I did a project with a weeaboo once. I knew that she was going to say something stupid the moment I asked her, for fun, what manga she liked. She said, "Gintama is funny since it makes fun of common manga clichés." Dumbass. I knew she'd read something so stupid as a manga.'

- Inside the head of a weeaboo hater, prior to hating: 'It seems like there are smarter people hating on weeaboos on average than there are smart weeaboos. If I start hating on them, maybe I'll appear smart!'

- Weeaboo hater: ' 'Murica! '

'You can't throw away the culture you were born to. Otherwise, you're not a real Christian!'

You shouldn't denounce someone just because he prefers a different culture. Having been born under a certain flag by no means justifies allegiance to it. If a naturally born Christian prefers Buddhist values, so be it! Let him convert.

by AliasAnonymousCaesar January 28, 2018

Weebio

An example of how mentally challenged the human brain can get.

That person is stage-weebio retarded, don't talk to him or he'll hug his satania body pillow.

by SataniaNeedsMoreDoujins November 2, 2018

reverse weaboo

Someone who claims anime has destroyed the way he looked at Japanese culture, usually because he has studied Japanese culture and hates the way it's displayed, he is usually Japanese himself.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you seen that anime with the Japanese mythical characters?

Guy 2: No, and I don't want to, anime has ruined everything in the vision of younger generations, I wish they banned anime.

Guy 1: Fucking reverse weaboos.

by MrBananass October 25, 2015

Weebologist

A subtype of the typical weeaboo, a weebologist is a wannabee Japanese person who, unlike most standard weebs, actually know a lot about Japan. This does not means their intense desire to be Japanese is alright in this case, merely that they actually know more than usual about what they're obsessing over, which makes it not as bad but still not recommendable. This type of weeaboo is rare because most weebs aren't smart enough or have the patience to actually do their research. It is important to differentiate a weebologist from someone who isn't a weeaboo but knows a lot about Japan, as in, in order to be considered a weebologist one must also have the standard weeaboo traits such as pretending to be Japanese or wishing they were Japanese. Simply having studied a lot about Japan does not make you a weebologist.

The term "Weebologist" comes from the word "weeaboo," meaning "wannabe Japanese" and the suffix "ologist," a person who studies a particular kind of science. Although it isn't a scientifically accurate term, (it technically would mean "person who studies weebness") it is meant to play on how scientists or researchers job title ends in "ologist" in a way that means a weeaboo who intensely researches the object of their obsession (Japan.)

Person 1: Have you noticed how much of a weeaboo she is? I mean, I already knew she refused to watch anything that isn't anime and thinks everything Japanese is inherently superior, but I wasn't expecting her to know about every single division of the Japanese government.
Person 2: Yeah, she's surpassed standard weebness. She's a weebologist.

by TheWeird August 10, 2016