There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
by tradesman April 3, 2003
Get the waxing the weaselmug. by oh, that guy January 21, 2009
Get the cock-weaselmug. To take a piss (male).
John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.
by juicystargirl August 7, 2006
Get the drain the weaselmug. Forum poster who mostly confuses readers with obtuse and labyrinthine monologues that contain oddly misinformed takes on musical genres and stylings.
Feasible weasel said: dubstep has so many different styles ur confusing dark and hard.its an underground music,who wants to make cross over stuff? cross over means u want to make pop music.i wish it had devil chanting and the sounds of people dying Cool
by Another Dubstepforum User January 10, 2008
Get the feasible weaselmug. Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.
J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.
by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003
Get the Crap Weaselmug. {Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.
by Telephony May 10, 2016
Get the piss weaselmug. The booty of a voluptuous woman. When she walks the resulting motion of her buttocks resemble two weasels fighting over a cheeto.
by Whooty wrangler December 25, 2011
Get the Booty Weaselsmug.