Weasel Snorting 

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

Weasel Snorting by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

Weasel Neck 

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

Weasel Neck by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Weasel Pants 

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

Weasel Pants by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

Weasel Date 

When two people, of opposite genders, are attracted to each other and are spending some alone time. Whether this alone time is in a group and these two people have kind of separated themselves a bit from other people; or are completely alone together.

"Where's ___ and ___? Oh nvm, they're over there on a weasel date..."

Weasel Date by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

Weasel Words

Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.

Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.

Weasel Words by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020

Weasel Sniffing 

A new sport were competitors have to catch a weasel in a defined space and sniff it 3 times to become the winner.

Or someone who can be sly and fiendy!

Weasel sniffing should be an olympic sport!

Or Scholesy is a weasel sniffer.

Weasel Sniffing by Dan Wood February 26, 2009

weasel fuck 

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.

Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!

weasel fuck by pinklloyd May 12, 2009