Waxed Candle

Having sex with a chick when she has her period. You pull out and you have blood on your cock. it looks like a waxed candle.

Penny and I were having sex while she had her period. When i pulled out i had blood all over my cock. It made it look like a waxed candle.

by mossyierlog August 8, 2012

wax up

stop being a crybaby bitch. be strong!

Person: I’m so depressed, i want to die.

Person 2: wax up.

by notebensnwk November 28, 2019

Waxed Sack

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

wax poetic

To expound on something in prose like language. Wax as in the "waxing moon" means to increase, *not* originally a reference to vinyl.

She was prone to wax poetic about her childhood as a vagabond in Mexico, explaining in prose like detail how she and her mother lived out of their rusted old Chevy pickup truck.

by kanya May 22, 2008

wax that ass

To bend over your lady friend and give that ass a good pounding.

Yo baby....I'm about to wax that ass!

by Mikey Mayhem August 3, 2017

hoop wax

Hoop wax is a real term which denotes the hot waxing of ones asshole hairs. Ususally given by a gay guy.

I cannot eat out your asshole because you didn't get your hoop wax this month.

by Mike Kris October 23, 2004

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.

I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006