When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.
by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012
Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
by Philip Coen-Pesch February 06, 2009
When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.
Charlie Sheen gets Rockstar Wasted
by greenninja2 March 18, 2011
by Rw4747 December 31, 2013
When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.
by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018
by D&T August 23, 2007
by LubeLobBoob April 15, 2006