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Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”
How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.
by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024
mugGet the Obama washermug.

wishy washer

a person who is unable to make up their mind
Amsa can never make up her mind, she's such a wishy washer!
by wishywasher May 31, 2021
mugGet the wishy washermug.

washer wave

When in a traffic jam and one driver washes their wind shield (windscreen) you will see the cars behind doing the same thing, similar to a Mexican wave.
Person 1: "Look my wind shield is dirty"

Person 2: "Wash it, you will create a washer wave!

Person 1: sprays screen "cool"
by owzDevil November 5, 2012
mugGet the washer wavemug.

Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"
by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021
mugGet the Rock washermug.

Ball Washer

Shut your ball washer fat boy.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
mugGet the Ball Washermug.

Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 7, 2023
mugGet the Rusty Washermug.

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