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Washer Bung

When the person needs a bath so bad that the bitch creeps up on them and says "Washer Bung!"...
Typically when the Bung hole needs more attention than the rest of the globe
{Sleeping}*One wiff*

{Cheer Captain Screams: Washer Bung!}
by HaloTheHalo June 22, 2023
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siamese pressure washer

when a man docks with another man and both men piss into each others urethras.
hey john, that siamese pressure washer was so nice last night!
by steven p. October 23, 2022
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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Twaddle Washer

Fek aff ya wee twaddle washer! English translation: Fuck off you little dick sucker!
by Caledonian_Spirit September 3, 2017
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toley washer

A person who is useless to the point that the only trade they can get is washing toleys (a toley being a poo, jobey, shite, dump)
He's nothing more than a toley washer! (Scottish) Uch, he's nuhin mare than a toley washer!
by Martorious January 18, 2013
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Front load washer

Giving a blowjob on your knees while eating a tide pod
That front load washer sure made my dick shine
by Steph Speaks May 30, 2018
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washer filler

The clothing that you add to the washer that is not dirty to shut your mom up.
the act of washer filling.
Mother- "throw a load in the washer."
Son- "all i have is washer fillers."
by cody2293 February 1, 2009
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