Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021

landon the wand

a person named Landon who has a wand and a wand and a wand and a wand. we could assume that Landon has a wand

-Landon has a wand
-ok- landon the wand

by estoy fukin him October 04, 2023

on the wand

when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)

Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.

by tondalayashugundala November 18, 2009

On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 13, 2023

master wand

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.

Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"

by TheRealLanceGibson April 06, 2022