Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

black wedding

It appears to be some sort of super goth edgy wedding in which opposes the familiar phrase of "white wedding." This term has recently been popularized due to Maria Brinks' (lead vocals: In This Moment).

It's a nice night for a black wedding.

by copyrights @ HELIX June 1, 2018

wedding pussy

Sex with girls you meet at a wedding.

From one male wedding guest to another, with a twinkle in his eye: "Doesn't any of this wedding pussy tempt you?"

by ThatsWhatSheSaid79 April 15, 2010

Wedding Hydra

When closing one task in planning for a wedding creates two new ones.

Well, we booked the reception hall, but now we have to find the caterer and band and so many other things this is becoming a wedding hydra.

by Christopher Mahoney June 17, 2008

wedding veg

Cock and balls. A man's package.

I got kicked in the wedding veg, it really hurt!

Kick those feds in the wedding veg!

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

Wedding Taco

Based off of the British term wedding vegetables, referring to a mans junk. This is a slang term for female reproductive organs.

Man I wouldn't mind getting a crack at her wedding taco!

by Bulk Van der Huge April 26, 2011

Royal Wedding depression syndrome

Sometimes abbreviated to RWDS - it is a condition which affected people most recently in England, around the time when Prince William and Kate Middleton (now Princess Katherine) had their wedding. The condition's leading cause appears to be the general atmosphere created by such an occasion. Specifically it is when people get fed up with all the media focus and people generally getting too excited about the wedding, tas well as certain companies producing Royal Wedding condoms.

1) Man1: "Are you watching the royal wedding tomorow?"
Man2: "No man, I got Royal Wedding depression syndrome!
Man1: "Seriously man? That's too bad."
Man2: "No I haven't really got it, I just couldn't give a shit."
Man1: "..."

by Captain Capable June 1, 2011