Thought wad

a sudden burst and outpouring of ideas, thoughts, creativeness, or conversation topics, often followed by a severe lack thereof.

"Why'd you dump him?"

"He was boring. He blew his whole thought wad on our first date, then had nothing."

"Lame."

by lcritterl January 16, 2008

jerk wad

Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation.

"Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all crusty!"

by drKarling July 03, 2004

dick wad

An idiot who tries to act smart!

George Bush is such a dick wad.

by ??? May 07, 2005

dip wad

Stupid person.

You are such a dip wad.

by Erick Smith August 25, 2003

ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

by cherry February 27, 2003

Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 11, 2007

Wad wiper

a maid/cleaner at any hotel room who ends up cleaning someone's jizz off the bed, wall or any other place it might have been ejaculated.

My main job title is "maid" but I am merely a glorified wad wiper.

by Katherine January 14, 2004