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Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.
"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

Shit, what the fuck!? 

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.
Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

dude, what the fuck 

phrase used when this current moment in life is completely nonsensical, and thus, you can't unerstand the mere idea of the whole ordeal. may replace the flat what.
person 1: and so, I shaved her belly with a knife, just like she asked me to. oh what a lovely night that was

person 2: dude, what the fuck

What the fucking fuck!!!!!! 

Derives from the German word "frichen" , which means to strike. It is considered vulgar, and is most often associated with those in fustration.
What the fucking fuck!!!!!! by Nick December 21, 2004

wham bam what the fuck just happened

a phrase used in sports when one is confused about the situation.

dude, what the fuck 

"dude, what the fuck" is a saying spoken by weak minded people who just can't accept other people's opinions.
James- "Dude, what the fuck"
Daniel- "Shut up James you faggot"
dude, what the fuck by pepperoni46 January 11, 2019