Girls weekend

Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.

It’s fucking girls weekend.

by Ball-er December 16, 2017

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

pocal weekend

What drunk/hyped pocals shout when shit gets crazy pocal in the Poughkeepsie area.

Big Ant: POCAL WEEKEND!!

Everyone else: Chill dude shit is getting too pocal.

by Tree Lover February 16, 2019

Double Weekend

A four day weekend.

Having some combination of Saturday, Sunday and 2 other days off to make your weekend twice as long as usual.

Dude 1: "Have a good weekend mang, see you Monday."

Dude 2 "Nah Brahj, see you Wednesday, I got a double weekend, Monday and Tuesday off."

by Bad Larry Tanzania February 17, 2014

ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.

"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."

by Thatbibbabambeid August 31, 2017

Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.

Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!

by TheGamingGamer1 June 22, 2014

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018