Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

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Sky Voodoo

Sky Voodoo is the contemporary practice of combining astrology with magic or complementary divinatory practices including Tarot, I Ching, Numerology, intuition, clairvoyance, channelling, and spirit/angel guides.

The popularity of Sky Voodoo has grown in conjunction with the resurgence in popularity of ‘traditional astrology’ since the early 1990s.

I'm terrible with guys and so I went and saw my tarot-astrologer friend who confirmed with Sky Voodoo and the Jack of Clubs and Tower reversed that my boyfriend is a loser.

He gave me a Mars talisman to wear on dates as apparently I'll be single again soon FML.

by Bad Rabbit August 13, 2021

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Voodoo shit

When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else

Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit

by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022

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VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.

This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.

by tstrasser October 19, 2016

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