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Vermont

An imaginary state that doesn't exist and never will
like who even actually lives here
P1: "have you guys ever been to vermont"
P2:"wtf is a vermont"
P3:"a place in pennsylvania i think"
by radical_arson93 March 19, 2021
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Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear
“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”
by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022
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Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.
by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016
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Vermonters

☆ people who were born in Vermont or lived there for a significant length of time
☆ Hippies, Liberals, Hipsters, Yuppies, Farmers, Phish-Heads, Skiers/Snowboarders, Hunters, Beekeepers, Brewers, Woodchucks, Republicans, White supremacists: A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING!!
☆ Some Vermonters are not accepting of transplants but many are
☆ The first inhabitors of Vermont arrived 11,000 years ago
☆ Natives: Pat the Bunny (Brattleboro), Wilson Bentley (first known person to take detailed photos of snowflakes and record observations on them) (Jericho), Bill W. (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) (East Dorset), Pamela Blaire (Bennington), President Coolidge (Plymouth Notch), brothers Davis and John Dewey (Burlington), Chris Duffy (outfielder for:Pittsburgh Pirates, Milwaukee Brewers) (Brattleboro), Sam Lloyd (Springfield), Alexander Twilight (Corinth), Brigham Young (Whitingham), Ted Bundy (Burlington), Creighton Jones, Jr. (Burlington), Yvonne Daley (Rutland), Natalie Kinsey-Warnock (the Northern Kingdom)
☆Transplants: Alison Bechdel (cartoonist, creator of Bechdel test), Tasha Tudor, Verandah Porche (poet, co-founder of Total Loss Farm in Guilford), Norman Rockwell, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Ben Cohen, Jerry Greenfield, the Von Trapps, Ethan Allen, KT Tunstall
Person 1: Did you know some Vermonters are white supremacists?
Person 2: You're shitting me.
by I_am_the_walrus. March 23, 2023
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Vermont Hunting

by bob greggery November 10, 2010
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Vermont Briss

When rural Vermonters use maple syrup to fornicate with a farm cow. As a result of the sticky nature of syrup their foreskin inevitably rips off leaving them circumcised.
No, Sam never had a Vermont Briss, he's from Long Island.
by BKpaw July 15, 2024
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Vermont

Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?

Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?

Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 9, 2024
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