darth vader

what the fuck..razorblades?



darth vader is a man with a obbsesion of avacodos and has a small mexican nymph in his closet

a: thats one nice nymph you got there
darth vader:avacodo, I AM YOUR FATHER!

by z-man November 16, 2003

darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.

that chick gave me some darth vader in the car

by eric May 13, 2005

Pink Darth Vader

The human male's generative organ. This modern term for the penis is due to the tool in question's marked resemblance to the principal miscreant in the Star Wars movies of the late seventies and early eighties. Except pink.

Han Solo wrestling with the Pink Darth Vader is an extremely well constructed euphemistic term for male masturbation.

by Brian Munich May 22, 2008

Angry Darth Vader

While receiving oral sex, proceed to clamp the girls nose shut thus making her make darth vader noises. Then proceed to say "<insert girls name here> I am your father"

Bro i totally angry darth vader-ed my girl last night.

by We Stay Squadded November 12, 2009

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005

Darth Vader Syndrome

Seeing a small bit of decency in someone who has otherwise been a bad person for the majority of their life.

Person 1: "Did you see Piers Morgan standing up to the Conservatives for rejecting free school meals for children?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'm surprised. He's usually a twat. It's giving me major Darth Vader Syndrome vibes."

by KingNatcho02 January 13, 2021

Anakin vs. Vader

You're a dumbass who doesn't know they're the same person.

Guy 1: Hey, remember the Anakin and Vader fight?
Guy 2: Uhh... What?
Guy 1: The Anakin vs. Vader fight, dude.
Guy 2: Umm... You do know it is the LUKE vs. Vader fight, right?
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Nevermind.

by Jotaro Rintaro December 15, 2019