person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.
someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night
by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022
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stick up fag ass

That gay ass motherfucker who tells us we are blocking the stair well when we are 3 ft from it.
Oh look, its stick up fag ass
by mualilithx March 10, 2018
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An exclamation of extreme shock and disbelief, whether at an event or a sight being witnessed.

Can also be used when you discover someone has been fucking you over.
Person 1: Holy shit! What the hell is that person doing?
Person 2: Well, fuck me figuratively up the ass, they're raping a dog.

Person 1: You have a date with Sally? You know, she has a boyfriend.
Person 2: Fuck me figuratively up the ass! Three months and she never said anything!
by ElectroSophie March 29, 2009
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Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback
Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.
by FlippyHippy October 06, 2010
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A term that refers to those with no intelligence whatsoever. They typically have no use, at times have shitty grades, an IQ of <70. See preppy.
Mark: Dude, that chick Kelly-Anne is only good with a dick up her ass.
Sam: Yeah, she really needs to go to the dermatologist too because her OTC Clearasil isn't working.
Mark: She probably doesn't even know what a dermatologist is.

As we can see, Kelly Anne is a typical person who clearly expresses the term "only good with a dick up their ass"
by ivantehcat November 04, 2007
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stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.
I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.
by House-elf December 09, 2010
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Blowing sunshine up your ass

Trump’s preferred Covid-19 cure
Vaccine? Who needs a vaccine? Blowing sunshine up your ass, that’ll get rid of that nasty corona. We have all the best sunshine here. UV, ultraviolet, you name it.
by Legitcures April 24, 2020
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