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Twitter Twit

Somebody who uses twitter to keep everyone who follows them informed of their minute by minute activity. The activities are general and meaningless, but the twit thinks that the world gives a damn.
Twitter Twit using twitter:

Twitter Twit: omigod, just had a piss. how great is that!?

Twitter Twit: put the lid down now, phew..

Twitter Twit: having a sip of water, yah!
by visrat March 19, 2009
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Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.
Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!
by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010
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Twisted Transistor

A Korn song, released in 2005, on their newest album, See You on the Other Side. According to me, it's one of their best songs on the album.
It's Twisted Transistor, you tard, not "twist3d transictor."

Twisted Transistor owns noobs.

Hey you, hey you,
devil's little sister,
listening to your twisted transistor.
Hold it between your legs,
turn it up, turn it up.
Low-end is coming through,
can't get enough.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
finally you get it.
The world ain't fair;
eat you, if you let it.
And as your tears fall on
your breasts, your dress,
vibrations coming through,
you're in a mess.

A lonely life,
where no one understands you,
but don't give up,
because the music do.
Music do, music do.
Because the music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.

Hey you, hey you,
this won't hurt a bit.
(This won't hurt a bit,
this won't hurt.)
Says who, says who?
Anasthetize this bitch!
(A-NES-TA-THIZE THIS BITCH!
A-NES-TA-THIZE!)
Just let me between you,
let me - don't fit.
(DON'T FIT!)

Music do,
and it is reaching inside you,
forever preaching.
Fuck you too,
your scream's a whisper.
Hang on you;
twisted transistor.
by Amerikaner August 27, 2006
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Twisted Measure

A drinking group with a singing problem.
I just saw Twisted Measure leave Cantina WASTED to go sing for President Lambert. Damn, those kids are ballers!
by Pizzle your Nizzle May 1, 2009
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twitter finger

Somebody who fancies themselves a social media expert and tweets and retweets incessantly as if every thought they have is vitally important to the well-being of humanity.
17 tweets in an hour means you have twitter finger. It also means you're annoying.
by san-nicola March 12, 2011
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Twisted Tea

The tea that will smack the life out of racists.
1st dude: Hey did you see the vid of the twisted tea guy?
2nd dude: Oh yeah! He spanked this white dude saying the N word with a tea can?
1st dude: That’s the one!!
by rie666 December 29, 2020
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Cherry Emoji Twitter

Cherry emoji twitter is a group of “grunge” teens who obsess over the 90’s, red lipstick, luxury brands and Cara Delevingne. They probably have Lolita, Cher or Mia Wallace as their profile picture.
“Cherry emoji twitter is really hyping these old movies they asses never watched up.”
by youtriedit October 6, 2018
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