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Twit-back 

When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’

A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”

Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
Twit-back by Veronica & Jughead January 16, 2009
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twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
twit-u-bus by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009
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twit-stalk 

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.
She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special
twit-stalk by arthax0r December 6, 2009

Twit That! 

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"

twit fit 

This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.
twit fit by Savingtheangels June 26, 2010

twit-faced 

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.
I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.
twit-faced by Dooners May 5, 2011