Twat

A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.

Are you a srs bsns fan?
No bb, I am a Twat.

by Firecracker-Sj August 15, 2008

Twat

Where i blew my load last night

Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.

by JSD January 6, 2007

TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

by Karl Rove July 25, 2008

twat

A combination of a twit and a brat.

Fug off, you twat!

by vampiressuck November 19, 2011

twat

a dirty, wretched girl who dares to be in a bar while girls that you know are having a good time drinking and what not.

also good for yelling out the back of your truck while driving down a bar-filled street with girls daring to be outside waiting for cabs.

"i love you like a twat loves cake" -barb-21st century jersey shore socialite

by mr.mort November 19, 2007

TWAT

A girl from Bangor High School who generally Is the one who pretends to be drunk at parties just to be "passed around" and say they didn't remember it the next day. Can also be called the dwat or cockmongler.

Taylor: "Hey TWAT, so I heard something about you Libby."

Libby: "Whats that?"

Taylor: " You did things with Dustin."

Libby: "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity to my brothers best friend!" You know who you are SF

by JAHJAHBINX February 28, 2010

twat

a dirty twitter message or a dirty "tweet" - similar to "sext"

he sent her a geolocated twat last night

by huffmansbridge May 7, 2010