twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

Twat

You

You are a twat.

by Woodygwan July 24, 2009

twats

Collective term for people who use twitter.com

"Hey I just met up with the Philedelphia Twats today. We tweeted constantly about the meeting and didn't actually interact socially at all.."

by toby_one April 19, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.

"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.

by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010

TWATS

Acronym: Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery.

"Bill, what do ya think of my new barbeque? The bricks were left over from the house extension".
Hey it's great Frank! Did you build it yourse.........What the fuck happened to your fucking tree man"?
"Oh that, well it was looking a bit out of hand and some Travellers With Aspirations of Tree Surgery, (TWATS) said they just happened to be in the area and would be happy to sort it out for me. An hour and £100 later, that's how the TWATS left it. A proper set of C.U.N.T.'s".

by jdajuk April 27, 2010

twatted

being very drunk

ive got the worst hangover ever!, can't belove i got so twatted last night

by shail May 9, 2003

Twat

Noun. An individual who is incredibly immature and/or spoiled. Someone who is arragant and bashful when they lack skills to back up their claims. Typically small in size and bad tempered. Recognizable for his/her annoyance to others around them. May lack self control and social awareness of one's self. Mostly looked down upon by others but is occasionally kissed up to by some mislead people.

Friend 1: "Do you know that annoying little kid Joe?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah, he's such a twat."

by jcstripe May 13, 2014