Turban nigger

Someone from India or some other shithole were turban usage is not frowned upon for some reason.
Also Sikhs.

Based guy: I don't know why they hired a new turban nigger, I get it is cheap but I don't like smelling shit at my workplace.
HR Karen: Generalizations about turban wearers are inaccurate and misleading. It's crucial to acknowledge the diversity and complexity of turban wearing practices.
Based guy: I hate women too I forgot while focusing on my turban-related hatred.

by El Bartos Amigo Gomez May 25, 2024

Turban Stuffing

When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban

I heard Frank was turban stuffing a prostitute

by Lulz Pack a punch December 30, 2020

Toilet Turban

A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.

I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.

by MD PAPPAGEOGIO December 1, 2011

Dick turban

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

turban roller

Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else

What’s up you turban roller

by TheRealPapíChulo June 30, 2018

Thizzlamic Turban

A Beanie

I wore a Thizzlamic Turban on me head!

by Thizzlam The true religion of February 3, 2024

Flesh Turban

A flesh turban is when a man stretches his scrotum over another person's head. Must be done in extreme heat so the scrotum is more loose and it better represents a turban.

Bill: It's so hot right now! Almost 100°!
Conor: Could you give me a flesh turban, Bill?
Bill: Sure thing, pal!

by Penguinsex April 15, 2016