Trouser Towel

The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.

Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬

Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?

Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.

Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!

by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010

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Two towel lounge

TwoTowelLounge The art of lounging on your couch/chair with two towels around you after a shower. Simply the best thing to do after a shower. Directions: 1. Have a shower 2. Get out of the shower 3. Take one towel wrap it around your waist. take another towel and throw it around your shoulders. 3. Grab a drink 4. Lounge on the couch/chair 5. Turn on the television 6. lounge for 15 minutes or more. The best way to relax after a shower.
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Creater: @freemanb43 Promoter: @chadlyhabing

hey bro wanna two towel lounge?

by chadhabing August 14, 2011

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Decorative Towel

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.

Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!

by Fugus June 13, 2012

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