Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.

David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies

by Hikergirl April 28, 2020

toasterist

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts

𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!

by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021

Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.

Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.

by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

Wrench Tosser

A person who manages to screw up or break most anything he/she touches. Usually when working on things like cars, carpentry projects, or most anything that involves tools.

The term "wrench tosser" is in reference to someone dropping a wrench into a turning engine or gears and more than likely causing damage.

Don't let Steve work on your car, he'll screw it up worse than it is! He's such a Wrench Tosser.

by RedMistMaker March 9, 2007