The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact
I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it
by Keybo. February 20, 2011

by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

Allison: Hey Bill!
Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?
Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?
Allison: Bill do you like music?
Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...
Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
Allison: Oh really what is it?
Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.
Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?
Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.
*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*
Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.
Tom: What are you guys talking about?
Allison: Nothing.
*Bill winks at Allison*
Tom: Whatever. Pfft.
Abortionist: You guys ready or what?
Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.
*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
Bill: Hold on, the adults are talking... Hey Tom! What's your favorite Batman gadget?
Tom: Wow, that's an easy one. The grappling hook that looks like the bat symbol.
Bill: Alright Allison, how can I help you?
Allison: Bill do you like music?
Bill: Why yes, I do! But seriously, these days who has the time to learn all those lyrics?
Allison: Oh, I was about to ask you the lyrics to a song, but I guess you wouldn't know...
Bill: Au contraire! I have an excellent system for remembering lyrics!
Allison: Oh really what is it?
Bill: Well, it's called tootley tooting... a little trick I learned at the bicycle store.
Allison: Tootley tooting? Are you just pulling my chain?
Bill: No Allison, it's real and it really works too. I can teach you in about three minutes and twenty-eight seconds and you'll be set for life! But I have to show you, it doesn't translate well into text.
*Bill shows Allison how to tootley toot*
Allison: Ohhh my gawwwd! Chiiiiiild! That is fantastic, I almost peed myself.
Tom: What are you guys talking about?
Allison: Nothing.
*Bill winks at Allison*
Tom: Whatever. Pfft.
Abortionist: You guys ready or what?
Allison: Hold on, I think I really did pee myself.
*Bill and Tom high-five and do the dude love dance*
by fingernails September 7, 2009

I was laying in bed with my boyfriend after sex and let out a huge coot toot that sounded like water clapping.
by master blasta April 14, 2010

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher
by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012

by Jason9 September 18, 2006

A bathroom brake that ultimately results in just farting a lot. Usually the person who is having the toot session needs to poop and only farts come up.
dude 1: man, do you hear dude 2 in the bathroom having a toot session?
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
dude 3: yeah it's disgusting, and smelly.
by Alfons Richter April 14, 2008
