cabbage tosser

a socially awkward single middle aged man who pokes holes in cabbage heads and proceeds to have sex with whilst spinning cabbage head in a counter clockwise motion until orgasam is achieved

she said quietly to her friend that guy with the mustache and glasses looks like a cabbage tosser

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

jasmine toner

she is the most unique and most beautiful girl you will ever meat. she has the most unique eyes that are full of wonder and look like a galaxy. she has the truest heart and the most loving smile. when her heart beats the world spins and when she speaks a new star is formed. she cares the most and needs to be cared for the most. if you have her cherish her, hug her, kiss her, and spend every second with her. if you ever meet this girl stay away from her because she is my jasmine toner and i am her gage.

person 1''hay have you seen jasmine toner?''

person 2" yeah she's with gage!''

person 1"man that gage is a lucky guy"

person 2"yes..yes he is"

by monster0107 October 9, 2017

Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell

Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate

by unpossibleman April 22, 2018

broad tosser

A person who manipulates three cards -- two red aces and a black queen-- on a flat surface, while barking at passersby to bet they can follow the queen (or "broad") as he moves her and the aces around. He is the most important member of the mob running Three Card Monte, a swindle posing as a game. Other members pose as players who make a show of winning and collecting big bets, which encourages suckers to bet money from their own pokes. . The broad tosser invites players to "chase the lady', before he executes his secret move, whereby he appears to throws the queen face down when in fact , he has exchanged it for one of the aces. The chumps follow the wrong card from the very beginning.

Rodrigo was a broad tosser who dressed like a loser and pretended he couldn't speak English; he attracted cocky, well-dressed men from Wall St. to bet -- and lose--- thousands on Three Card Monte every week.

by MTyeW23 June 11, 2018

chocken tonders

A special kind of tender only found at the bottom of the deepfrier of fried chicken. Usally looks like a wrinkled dildo.

Bro, chocken tonders taste like 2 day old breast milk, not saying I know what that taste like...

by TheSpeedArtMaster2006 November 14, 2019

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.

Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.

by Dedwards December 2, 2020

Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody

Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?

by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023