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tonk

Something that is so random yet so cool.
*whips out penis on a bike ride*
Look at it! Haha!”
“Bro! That was tonk!
by BoogieToogie September 6, 2020
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Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.
by FoxyFly January 7, 2018
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Tonk

A skin desiese causing bruising around the neck and hemorrhaging out the back of your neck.
by anonymous January 9, 2025
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Thomas the tonk engine

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
by FATCATHY February 26, 2023
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Tonk

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email
That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving
by FenderBlender March 15, 2016
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Tonk

Meerkats are so tonk
by TheWizdum June 24, 2023
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Tonk

A bitch ass dubb who claims murda and slime but got put in by a crip
Man 1: Look at dat dubb ass nigga tonk

Man 2:wasn’t he just murda
by FreesmokeKid September 10, 2019
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