Edwin Tong

When you try to hot-shot lawyer, but then you accidentally become stand-up comedian.

The defense counsel Edwin Tong-ed and made the courtroom burst into laughter.

by er2nj@egeR September 13, 2022

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022

flip tong

A Chinese girl between the ages of 11 and 79

I went to China town and a flip tong ate my ass

by McKenna adams November 15, 2017

Lee tong fu

The chinese name given to Eshan Shafeeq, aka diehardofdeath. Hes the strongest man alive, both physically and mentally. Dont be ashmed if youre not upto his level.

Churchill: Damn that guy is lifting 600kg with one picky.
Kevin: He's Lee tong fu! ofcourse he can lift 600kg.

by diehardofdeath September 20, 2021

Tong

a stuipid and ugly person

OH GOD!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ITS BROKEN YOU TONG!!!!!

by YEETUS El Goat August 24, 2022

Tong

Someone who is incredibly retarded

Hey kino you: tong

by PokeyAndLukey November 6, 2019

Tong Touy

Brand of cheap Chinese clothing, often low quality and bought online.

Oh my god that guy is such a dork, his whole outfit is Tong Touy.

by Duxxdel March 26, 2022