Its All I have to bring Today

It's all I have to bring today
This, and my hart beside
This, and my hart, and all the fields
And all the meadows wide
Be sure you count, should I forget
Some one the sum could tell
This, and my heart, and all the bees
Which in the Clover Dwell

-Its all i have to bring today
-nothing else?
- no, that is all

by 140CM February 14, 2022

time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

how are your testicles today?

1. a more direct way of saying "how's it hanging"

2. a phrase normally said to men, but can also be said to women, although you should use caution. Depending upon the woman, context, or situation in which the question is asked, the woman could very well take it offensively. You should only use this with women you feel very comfortable with or ones with very little pride.

so we were sitting there and john just leaned over and asked me
"and how are your testicles today?"

by jason348 January 2, 2007

Today Show

A popular TV "news" program that lasts the whole morning long (it seems like), and tries to wake me up in the morning because of all of the people screaming from Rockefeller Plaza (Center?). I personally can take only about an hour of it to catch up on the headlines, and I change the channel to Jerry Springer when that finally comes on.

I'll bet you $20.00 that Al Roker (the weather man) from the Today Show will say "And in your neck of the woods" at one point in time, of each show, when he talks about the weather.

by izcool February 9, 2008

You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).

#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…

by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012

toma

1) in proper spanish, it is the command for drink.
2) in spanish slang, it is the command for fuck.

1) Toma el jugo/ Drink the juice.
2) Toma la chica/ Fuck the girl.

by Anais July 15, 2008

tomahawk'd

A word created by Family Guy that Peter Griffin uses to mock Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd, meaning to hit someone in the face with a tomahawk.

Peter Griffin calls Ashton Kutcher's name then hits him in the face with a tomahawk. Then Peter proclaims "You've been Tomahawk'd."

by groomsy57 September 1, 2008