charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025

Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.

"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"

by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013

Oatmeal pizza

When you vomit, cum, and diarrhea all at once

Yo bro that girl was so hit I made an oatmeal pizza on the tile floor

by hurtcobain March 4, 2025

Strawberry oatmeal

Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2

Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...

by Trapfit January 15, 2016

Oatmealed

When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later

I wanted to buy 'Game of Thrones' but I couldn't buy it...so I oatmealed it.

by Fozzie_debear June 17, 2012