Mooch

A singular segment of a clementine

That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?

by Jojomelly April 07, 2022

Mooch

Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.

Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.

by BSSmith June 04, 2020

mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder

Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018

Mooch

Going around looking for something you like and then steeling it.

She wanted to go for a Mooch for our first date.

by Brummy scum February 12, 2022

Mooch

The Battery God

Mooch really knows everything about batteries.

by danteinverse October 23, 2017

mooch

a group of wookies

That mooch of wookies tried to sell me a grilled cheese sandwich in the Phish concert parking lot.

by Sueshi December 07, 2010

Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine

I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.

by Mooch man May 18, 2019