tinging

The unique ring tone a cell phone emits to signal an incoming text message.

Hey dude, your phone is tinging.

by ggatlanta June 21, 2009

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 March 2, 2008

dry tanking

taking a crap in the toilet tank of a person you hate, preferably at a large party. the owner of said tank, upon sniffing the crap, will flush to no end until they realize they are flushing the unflushable.

my cheating ex had a party and so i snuck in and dry tanked her. i heard through the grape vine that she flushed for three days straight to no avail. dry tanking is the best!

by josie a. October 4, 2006

Thinking Cap

Condom

Time to put on my thinking cap.

by RichardInTheBox January 26, 2012

Im Thinking About Shit Later

An excuse to give to your friends when your so faded you fall asleep sitting up.

Austin (while filming): tyler are you sleeping?
Tyler (wakes up): What man? Im thinking about shit later.

by Tyler, Austin, Kenny, Max November 15, 2007

fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.

"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"

by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009

tinkling the ivories

Playing the piano. In the past, piano keys were made of ivory. Tinkling the ivories thus was used to describe the act of playing the piano.

John is tinkling the ivories for his guests now.

by elephants89 September 11, 2009