New Thought

Loose network of churches and healing centers that believe that if you think a positive new thought, it changes your life for the better.

That church down the street is a New Thought church.
He affirmed new thoughts and now he found a better job.

by JJRam March 14, 2012

Thoughts and Prayers

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.

The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

by Lily Snape July 1, 2011

Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.

(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.

by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010

Thonk

the sound when something hits your window but it doesn't break it

some idiot was throwing rocks at my window, I heard loads of thonks.

by FlappyBird73 November 4, 2020

collect your thoughts

To collect one's thoughts means to take time for his/herself after a particularly disturbing event, and to get his/her mind back in order.

Person1: Hey, what's up?

Person2: Becky and I just broke up last night.

Person1: Oh that sucks, how've you been handling it?

Person2: I dunno man, but I feel like complete shit.

Person1: I'm sorry, how about I leave you alone and give you time to collect your thoughts?

Person2: Good idea. I'll explain things later then.

by L e a f January 9, 2010

thoughtskies

A deeply involved train of thought, similar to a day dream, but the thinker is still able to interact with his/her surroundings. Often happens when performing monotonous tasks and are more likely to happen while you are alone or sitting in silence with others. Unlike day dreams or reveries, these thoughts are involved in present issues and not of musings or wish fulfillment.
Often involves existential thoughts and moral or ethical dilemmas.
State of mind that is most inventive and creative.

While I was mowing the lawn I found myself slipping into deep thoughtskies.

When Jill was talking about her wedding plans my mind wandered to a tangent of thoughtskies.

My thoughtskies will change the world.

by chucker16 June 6, 2009